xiaodiyo:

my phone: Storage Almost Full 

me: be quiet

dullanyan:

grimelords:

62 year old guy that’s just trying to find out about the latest Led Zeppelin remasters: ‘what has happened to my magazine. why do I have to see these words.’

nyailist:

crash-mcbarason:

both, they’re lesbians on honeymoon and red wife is so happy she’s serenading. they love each other so much

why do straight people get married if they hate it so much

atheistjapanesesocialist:

All cats the same

dirudo:

Me when im sitting on the toilet thinking i have to poop but it was just gas 

blameaspartame:

have a fun night everyone

trendyinternetname:

chatterjam:

dark therapist show me illegal coping mechanisms

that’s your drug dealer

dojyaan:

delsinsfire:

Unpopular opinion: I don’t need any more huge open world games with distractions scattered all over the place. I’m tired of losing track of the actual goal because of an abundance of pointless side quests. Give me a linear, story-driven game that focuses on its narrative structure instead. I want characters to care about and a story to be moved by.

furbearingbrick:

snaics:

stuckdrawer:

snaics:

what’s the opposite of vore

Going the fuck to church

but isn’t communion just like voreing jesus